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Christmas Is Where Capitalism and Christianity Meet

Christmas Is Where Capitalism and Christianity Meet

The gifts from the Three Wise Men were lousy choices and we continue the trend today

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Nov 25, 2023
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The Three Wise Women bring a cradle to Baby Jesus. They maybe should have brought some diapers, too. Naked babies can make some messes. Especially boys. (Image generated)

What the hell was Mary supposed to do with frankincense and myrrh, anyway?  If I’d been her, I’d have been a bit annoyed, honestly.

“Hey, I just helped create Christmas, and two of the f…

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