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What Would An Archeologist In The Year 3022 Conclude After Excavating My House?

What Would An Archeologist In The Year 3022 Conclude After Excavating My House?

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On May 9, 3022, James Archeologist 852–699–347 Smythe announced, via interstellar Muskogram, a major new discovery that promises to greatly increase our understanding of what human life was like on Earth during the previous millennium. This is his report.

We were able to travel back to Earth and excavate a primitive Earth dwellin…

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